Well, I haven’t been idle during my long absence. I’ve been carving out a new career as a cover art model. Oh, not one of those muscle-bound macho weirdoes on the covers of romance books, oh no. I’ve been a little more mysterious than that.
I’m on the cover of ‘The Underdog Anthology‘. A picture of me preparing lunch was suitably cropped and bingo – one cover image!
I am also on the cover of ‘The Mark‘. This one was a holiday shot taken in the swamp while I was having a nice relaxing lurk in the woods.
That’s two so far. Little Caligula’s pet rabbit, ‘Future Casserole’, features on the second Underdog Anthology, ‘Tales the Hollow Bunnies Tell‘. I didn’t get on that cover but I did get a story inside the book.
I told them, never work with children or animals, but they just couldn’t say no to little Caligula. Not after he showed them all his teeth.
The cover-model score is now two to me, one to the rabbit.
If this keeps up I’m going to be a famous cover-image model, even though nobody knows it’s me.
Anonymously famous. I like that, it has a certain appeal.