It’s spring, and the whipweed is especially lively this year. I can’t even step outside without the crack of chlorophyll ringing in my ears and whacking across my face. It wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the barbed stings.
So I have ordered the Samurai Weeding Tool. Layered steel with a razor edge. That should sort out the whipweed. And those people who keep coming around to demand tacks. They come around every year and I always tell them I don’t have and don’t want any, but they keep coming back.
This time I’d better be sure to get to the post box before little Caligula does. He likes toys.